He kissed a someone with a penis
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
