smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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