can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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