I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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