i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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