But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I enjoy the company of your penis
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