No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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