she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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