I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
