you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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