her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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