New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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