i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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