Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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