wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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