You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
