Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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