try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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