Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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