puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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