So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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