we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She told me I should be a condom model.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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