Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I lost the right to judge tonight
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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