Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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