I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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