Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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