please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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