We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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