I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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