he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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