I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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