I think scott just propositioned me for sex
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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