Yo dont text me then not text me
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'm really busy with my period
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