she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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