I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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