But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
That was an excessively violent trivia night
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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