kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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