i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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