Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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