I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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