dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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