She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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