Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
His nipple licking is glorious
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