You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
