Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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