I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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