Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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