This is not my ceiling
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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