gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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