Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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