It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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