'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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